Puerto Rico – Day 3 – The Falls
I can tell already that a week in P. Rico is definitely not long long long enough. I mean, if a person makes it his only mission to try every pizza place on the island and puts full-time hours into it, he wouldn’t even make dent after a full year. Because pizza places here are like 7-11’s in Bangkok! And the sun and America!
In other news, the San Sebastian Waterfalls are pretty damn sauceome. We found directions to these in a binder in our condo and after reading “don’t wear flip-flops!” we took our flippies off and jumped in the car.
45 mins – Food store and thrift store. The crazy lady at Mano E Mano thrifts initially scared us with her yelling but she was harmless. Her ex’s mother is from Calgary, she hates mosquitoes, has been open for 12 years, and loves booze. She told us that Puerto Rican men love white meat so keep an eye on our ladies.
45 mins – Route 10 to Route 2 to Route 111 to mystery road. We parked on the side of the road wedged between a barbed wire fence and the curb. Seemed odd at the time, but a golden dog befriended us and led the way.
10 mins – Walk passed a horse through some trees.
1 min – Realize the directions we followed helped us avoid a $5 parking fee for the falls. Seemed like a lot of maneuvering for $5. But hey, who’s getting that bucket of coffee now!
10 mins – Hike up to Upper Falls
30 mins – Swing on rope swing. Watch local fellow with braided tail show us how its done. I assume he lives at the falls and we interrupted but he’s adapted. Or his dad put the rope swing up.
10 mins – Hike to lower falls. Watch a drunken older gentleman persuade his much younger girlfriend to jump of ledges higher and higher. She obliged. Our dog showed up again.
20 mins – Back to car.
30 mins – Drive to Aguadilla and walk around the streets in the afternoon rain. Smelled nice.
10 mins – Crash Boat beach. Waves were up. I ran in and rolled around in the water. Need to go back there.
20 mins – Find a new route back accidentally. Thank you Toyota Yaris for finding the way back you little dog! (Our lab left us)
Till dawn – Played Dutch Blitz. May not be friends anymore with anyone.